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Orthodox, N. An Ox Wearing The Popular Religious Joke.

Material, Adj. Having An Actual Existence, As Distinguished From An Imaginary One. Important.

Cat: A Soft Indestructible Automaton Provided By Nature To Be Kicked When Things Go Wrong In The Domestic Circle.

Impiety. Your Irreverence Toward My Deity.

Push, N. One Of The Two Things Mainly Conducive To Success, Especially In Politics. The Other Is Pull.