The Best Hitter I Ever Saw Was

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

After A Play In The Field Casey Would Turn (to The Players On The Bench) And Say 'what Did He Do Wrong?' Or 'you're Better Than That Guy.' Either Way, He'd Keep Them From Getting Stale.

We Know You Can Bunt, Mick. You're Not Down Here To Bunt. You're Here To Get Some Hits And Get Your Swing Back.

Bravery Is A Complicated Thing To Describe. You Can't Say It's Three Feet Long And Two Feet Wide And That It Weighs Four Hundred Pounds Or That It's Colored Bright Blue Or That It Sounds Like A Piano Or That It Smells Like Roses. It's A Quality, Not A Thing.

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.