The Best Client Is A Scared Millionaire.

Absence Is The Dark-room In Which Lovers Develop Negatives.

Living With A Dog Is Easy- Like Living With An Idealist.

Every Failure Teaches A Man Something, To Wit, That He Will Probably Fail Again.

All Great Religions, In Order To Escape Absurdity, Have To Admit A Dilution Of Agnosticism. It Is Only The Savage, Whether Of The African Bush Or The American Gospel Tent, Who Pretends To Know The Will And Intent Of God Exactly And Completely.

Lying Is Not Only Excusable; It Is Not Only Innocent; It Is, Above All, Necessary And Unavoidable. Without The Ameliorations That It Offers, Life Would Become A Mere Syllogism And Hence Too Metallic To Be Borne.