I Wasn't Put On This Earth To

I Wouldn't Be Here If It Wasn't For My Mum. I Know I've Got Irish Blood Because I Wake Up Everyday With A Hangover.

I've Always Been Into Guitars. We Want To Put Keyboards On, But Keyboard Players Don't Look Cool Onstage, They Just Keep Their Heads Down. There Has Never Been A Cool Keyboard Player, Apart From Elton John.

You Can't Put A Load Of Rockstars Up On A Stage And Expect To Wipe Out Global Poverty. That's Ludicrous.

These Fledgling Democracies In The Middle East, They're Actually Fighting For Their Freedom. And What Are They Rioting For In England? Leisurewear.

Look. I Was A Superhero In The '90s. I Said So At The Time. Mccartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, My First Album's Better Than All Their First Albums. Even They'd Admit That.