The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

Women. They Are A Complete Mystery.

To My Mathematical Brain, The Numbers Alone Make Thinking About Aliens Perfectly Rational.

I'm A Child Myself, In The Sense That I'm Still Looking. Children Are Fascinated By Black Holes And Ask Me Questions. I Find They Soon Get The Idea If It Is Explained In Nontechnical Language.

Computer Viruses Are Alive.

Issuing An Insurance Policy Against Abduction By Aliens Seems A Pretty Safe Bet.