The Bark On The Tree Was Just

Warning: Do Not Read This Story Right After Eating. In Fact, Don't Read It Right Before Eating Either. In Fact, Just To Be Safe, Don't Read This Story If You're Ever Planning To Eat Again.

You Can't Let Anybody Else Tell You What Your Choices Are. Sometimes They Won't Give You The Right Choice.

Whenever You Give Someone A Present Or Sing A Holiday Song, You're Helping Santa Claus. To Me, That's What Christmas Is All About. Helping Santa Claus!

I'm Not Stupid. I Know Everybody Thinks I Am. I Just Don't Like Answering Their Questions.

Not Everyone Is As Nice As Us.