The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

I'm A Woman Who Wants Her Chocolate.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.

I'm Just Your Everyday Woman Who Is Trying To Feel Good And Be Healthy For Her Daughter, Her Fiancé, And Herself.

There Is Only One, Believe It Or Not. I Did Get Knocked Up By A Baller. A Big Football Player.