The Average Man Gets His Living By

The Central Belief Of Every Moron Is That He Is The Victim Of A Mysterious Conspiracy Against His Common Rights And True Deserts.

I Know Some Who Are Constantly Drunk On Books As Other Men Are Drunk On Whiskey.

The Great Masses Of Men, Though Theoretically Free, Are Seen To Submit Supinely To Oppression And Exploitation Of A Hundred Abhorrent Sorts. Have They No Means Of Resistance? Obviously They Have. The Worst Tyrant, Even Under Democratic Plutocracy, Has But One Throat To Slit. The Moment The Majority Decided To Overthrow Him He Would Be Overthrown. But The Majority Lacks The Resolution; It Cannot Imagine Taking The Risks.

In Every Woman's Life There Is One Real And Consuming Love. But Very Few Women Guess Which One It Is.

Philadelphia Is The Most Pecksniffian Of American Cities, And Thus Probably Leads The World.