The Average Bright Young Man Who Is

My Advice Is Not To Wait To Be Struck By An Idea. If You're A Writer, You Sit Down And Damn Well Decide To Have An Idea. That's The Way To Get An Idea.

Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good News.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Last Night We Had Three Small Zucchini For Dinner That Were Grown Within Fifty Feet Of Our Back Door. I Estimate They Cost Somewhere In The Neighborhood Of $371.49 Each.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.