The Art Of Being Sick Is Not

Government Never Falls Lower Than When Decent People Dutifully Excuse Their Leaders' Sins.

To Have Faith Is To Believe In Truth, Believe That Truth Confers Special Power On Those Lucky Enough To Get A Little Insight, And To Know In Our Hearts That All These Things Come From God, Which Is Why We Should Never Get Too Cocky About Our Successes.

The Real Sin With Social Security Is That It's A Long-term Rip-off And A Short-term Scam.

When Politicians Rush To Fix Things, It's A Sure Sign That Either The Intended Patient Is Dead Or Fully Healed.

If You Think Independence Day Is America's Defining Holiday, Think Again. Thanksgiving Deserves That Title, Hands-down.