The American Woman Is A Monstrosity.

Missionaries Are Perfect Nuisances And Leave Every Place Worse Than They Found It.

Charity Begins At Home, And Justice Begins Next Door.

A Man Ain't Got No Right To Be A Public Man, Unless He Meets The Public Views.

I'd Lay Down My Life For Her - Mas'r Davy - Oh! Most Content And Cheerful! She's More To Me - Gent'lmen - Than - She's All To Me That Ever I Can Want, And More Than Ever I - Than Ever I Could Say. I - I Love Her True. There Ain't A Gent'lman In All The Land - Nor Yet Sailing Upon All The Sea - That Can Love His Lady More Than I Love Her.

There Are Only Two Styles Of Portrait Painting; The Serious And The Smirk.