The American Future Is Here, And There's

I Always Thought My Jaw Line Was Manly. I Have This Pockmark On My Chin From When I Was 9. I Used To Get Freaked Out About It Because People Thought It Was A Pimple. But Those Are The Things I've Become Really Comfortable With As I've Gotten Older. My Scars.

When I See A Woman Who Is All Gaunt And Emaciated, I Don't Think She's Beautiful. She Reminds Me Of A Chihuahua That's Freezing And Shaking.

I Really Like Twitter. It's A Conversation And It Reminds Me Of Having Stranger Conversations On The Train. I'm A New Yorker. I'm Used To Bumping Into Strangers, Acknowledging Them, Them Acknowledging Me, Even If It's Just With An Eyebrow Lift.

When People Start To Complain, "voting Doesn't Matter," I'm Like, The People Of Wisconsin Weren't Boycotting And Hitting The Streets And Blowing Up Those Rooms Because Voting Didn't Change Those Situations For Them. That Was Their Livelihood. There's Revolution Going On All Over The World Because They Actually Can't Have A Voice.

When We Meet, I'm Interested And I'm Curious About What He's Doing Because He's Burning A Number From A Client. And I'm Like, 'who Is This?' And My Girlfriend's Like, 'that's A Drug Dealer. Stay Away From Him.'