The Alexander Technique Works... I Recommend It

My Dear Young Fellow,' The Old-green-grasshopper Said Gently, 'there Are A Whole Lot Of Things In This World Of Ours You Haven't Started Wondering About Yet.

There Is A Trait In The Jewish Character That Does Provoke Animosity; Maybe It's A Kind Of Lack Of Generosity Towards Non-jews. I Mean There Is Always A Reason Why Anti-anything Crops Up Anywhere; Even A Stinker Like Hitler Didn't Just Pick On Them For No Reason.

You Is Getting Nosier Than A Parker.

Do You Know What Breakfast Cereal Is Made Of? It's Made Of All Those Little Curly Wooden Shavings You Find In Pencil Sharpeners!

A Book?! What D'you Wanna Flaming Book For?...we've Got A Lovely Telly With A 12-inch Screen And Now Ya Wanna Book!