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I've Done Everything I've Wanted To Do. I Have Three Children, I Have Grandchildren, I Have Books, I Did Movies, I've Directed Movies, I've Done Almost Everything I've Wanted To Do.

Improvisation Is Just Writing In Front Of An Audience.

When You Denigrate People, They Have Two Ways To Fight Back - With Their Fists And Guns, Or Their Mouths. And Mouths Are Seemingly The Easiest Way To Not Get Hit Back. If People Are Laughing, They're Not Going To Hit You.

I Love Tweeting. I Tweet Every Day. I Stay In Contact, I Tell Them What I'm Doing. I've Posted Pictures Of My Books On There And They Buy The Books. It's A Very Good Way To Communicate With People, But I Can't Go To Bed Without Tweeting Something. I Have To Tweet Something.

I Think That Comedy Really Tells You How It Is. The Other Thing About Comedy Is That - You Don't Even Know If You're Failing In Drama, But You Do Know When You're Failing In Comedy. When You Go To A Comedy And You Don't Hear Anybody Laughing, You Know That You've Failed.