That's The Whole Point Of Life, You

If You Really Want A Woman To Love You, Then You Have To Dance. And If You Don’t Want To Dance, Then You’re Going To Have To Work Extra Hard To Make A Woman Love You Forever, And You Will Always Run The Risk That She Will Leave You At Any Second For A Man Who Knows How To Tango.

Life Is A Constant Struggle Between Being An Individual And Being A Member Of The Community.

Humor Was An Antiseptic That Cleaned The Deepest Of Personal Wounds.

My Name Is Sherman J. Alexie Jr., And I Am An Insomniac.

I Look More Indian When I'm Serious.