That's The Trouble With Directors. Always Biting

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?

We Have That Indian Scene. We Can Get The Indians From The Reservoir.

Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed At.

Gentlemen, I Want You To Know That I Am Not Always Right, But I Am Never Wrong.

Never Make Forecasts, Especially About Future.