That's My Private Business. Besides, The Perception

Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed Pillow. You Look Insane.

I Like To Stay In A Hotel Where It's A Dome Of Silence. I Can Sit In My Room And Do Nothing.

I'm An Eccentric, Silly, Observational Guy, But I'm Not Gonna Frighten Off Social Conservatives.

I Am Somebody Who - My Path To My Faith Is Very Kind Of Individual, And I Don't Want To Be Lumped Into The Category Of Those Westboro Baptists.

The Only Advantage To Wearing Glasses Is That You Can Do That Dramatic Removal.