That's Insanity. We Must Be Good All

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Have You Ever Noticed How Quiet You Get When You Go In The Woods? It's Almost Like You Know That God's There.

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.