That's All Gone, Now, The Old, Hollywood.

The Golden Globes Are Fun. The Oscars Are Business.

Just Because You Need A Quart Of Milk Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Out And Buy A Whole Cow.

Government Is Not Show Business.

Always Thank Your Nurse. Sometimes They're The Only One Between You And A Hearse.

The Highest Level Of Sexual Excitement Is In A Monogamous Relationship.