That Wasn't Love; That Was Stupidity.

I’m Going. But Before I Do, Let Me Congratulate All Of You On Your Stupidity. (fury)

What Were You Thinking? You Just Met Him. (selena) I Know. It’s So Not Like Me, But I Couldn’t Help Myself. It Was Just Like That Weird Magnetic Force That Grabs Me When I’m Walking Past The Frostbyte Café And Makes Me Swerve In To Get A Triple Scoop Of Ben And Jerry’s Chunky Monkey. The Power Of Temptation Was Just Too Much, Selena. I Couldn’t Resist It. He Was A Chunky Monkey Container And All I Could Think Was, ‘someone Give Me A Spoon.’ (sunshine)

He Says He’d Rather Be Dead Than Leave Me. According To Him, We’re Family. I Guess That Makes Me The Psycho Uncle No One Wants To Talk To. And He’s The Kid With Only Imaginary Friends For Company. ‘normal’ Rockwell, Here We Come. (jared)

I Got A Shotgun And A Backhoe And No One Looks Under A Septic Tank For A Dead Body. (bubba)

(as She Entered The Main Room, Syn Turned Around In His Chair And Almost Fell Out Of It As He Scanned Her Body. He Cleared His Throat And Cut An Appreciative Look To Nykyrian.) Dayum…woman Be Hot. (syn)