That Was A Great Game Of Golf,

Once Or Twice I`ve Been Described As A Light Comedian. I Consider This The Most Accurate Description Of My Abilities I`ve Ever Seen.

He Never Contributed A Damn Thing To Music. (on Elvis Presley)

[louis Armstrong] Was The Only Musician Who Ever Lived, Who Can't Be Replaced By Someone.

You'll Never Be A Wonderful Woman Or Even A Wonderful Human Being Until You Learn To Have Some Regard For Human Frailty.

That Was A Great Game Of Golf, Fellers.