That (sex) Was The Most Fun I

Nietzsche Says That We Will Live The Same Life, Over And Over Again. God - I'll Have To Sit Through The Ice Capades Again.

My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were So Beautiful I Got Another Analyst.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

Comedians Have A Tendency To Have A Limited Range, They Tend To Do One Thing And Do It Very Well, But It's Limited.

My Brain? It's My Second Favorite Organ!