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As A Kid I Always Idolized The Winning Athletes. It Is One Thing To Idolize Heroes. It Is Quite Another To Visualize Yourself In Their Place. When I Saw Great People, I Said To Myself: I Can Be There.

My Kids Just Brought Home A Beautiful Pumpkin, But You Know What? I'm Going To Return It Because It's A Democratic Pumpkin. It Has The Orange Color Of John Kerry's Tan, And The Roundness Of Teddy Kennedy.

The Key To Success? Work Hard, Stay Focused And Marry A Kennedy.

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I Was Also Going To Give A Graduation Speech In Arizona This Weekend. But With My Accent, I Was Afraid They Would Try To Deport Me.