That Favorite Subject, Myself.

[a]s A Lady Adjusts Her Dress Before A Mirror, A Man Adjusts His Character By Looking At His Journal.

If Venereal Delight And The Power Of Propagating The Species Were Permitted Only To The Virtuous, It Would Make The World Very Good.

No, Sir, Claret Is The Liquor For Boys; Port For Men: But He Who Aspires To Be A Hero Must Drink Brandy. In The First Place Brandy Will Do Soonest For A Man What Drinking Can Do For Him.

The Connection Between Authors, Printers, And Booksellers Must Be Kept Up.

I Think There Is A Blossom About Me Of Something More Distinguished Than The Generality Of Mankind.