That Common Cold Of The Male Psyche,

He Who Does Not Like You Will Defame You In Jest.

The Law Of Unintended Consequences Pushes Us Ceaselessly Through The Years, Permitting No Pause For Perspective.

The Current Moguls Understand That True Media Power Lies Not In Firing Up Our Outrage, As Hearst Did, But In Befuddling It Or Tranquilizing It With New Toys. The Idea Is To Render Us Passive So That They Can Exercise Their Power To Sell Us A Bunch Of Stuff We Mostly Don't Need And Mostly Don't Want.

Luck Always Favors The Comely.

There Is A Limbo Of The Lost Through Which American Males Of A Certain Age And Status Almost Inevitably Must Pass These Days.