Thank You Hard Taco Shells For Surviving

I Like Video Games, I Like Tech, I Like Being Positive.

During His Weekly Address To The Nation, President Obama Discussed Higher Education And Said, 'the Most Important Skill You Can Sell Is Your Knowledge.' Or As English Majors Working At Starbucks Put It, 'no It's Not.'

I Didn't Act Like I Was There. I Just Got Into The Story.

An Internet Rumor Claims That John Kerry Had An Affair With A Young Woman. When Asked If This Was Similar To The Clinton-lewinsky Scandal, A Spokesman Said 'close, But No Cigar.'

Everyone Looks So Much Better When They Smile.