Thank You God For Making Me An

Just Because You're Offended, Doesn't Mean You're Right.

I'm Basically A 'do Unto Others' Type Person. I Don't Have Any Religious Feelings Because I'm An Atheist, But I Live My Life Like There's A God. And If There Was He'd Probably Love Me.

Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In God, I'll Say 'oh Which One? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If They Say 'just God. I Only Believe In The One God,' I'll Point Out That They Are Nearly As Atheistic As Me. I Don't Believe In 2,870 Gods, And They Don't Believe In 2,869.

I Had Great Memories Of Growing Up In A Working Class Estate. I Remember It Being Sunny All The Time. So We're Putting That On Screen. It's Not People Wallowing In Degradation.

I Fought A Bear Once. But It Started Crying, So I Let It Off.