Thank God We In Iran Have Neither

Nixon Has The Audacity To Tell Me To Do Nothing In The Interest Of My Country Until He Dictactes Where That Interest Lies. At The Same Time He Threatens Me That Failure To Follow His So-called Advice Will Be To Jeopardize The Special Relations Between Our Two Countries. I Say To Hell With Such Special Relations.

He [the King Of Morocco] Spends Half His Time Asleep And The Rest Of It Buried Between The Legs Of The Fairer Sex.

Soviet Propaganda Is Remarkably Effective And The Americans Are Even More Remarkably Stupid.

I Have Always Endeavoured, As My Double Duty Of Believer And Sovereign Dictated, To Follow The Precepts Of The Sacred Book Of Islam: Precepts Of Balance, Justice And Moderation. Although My Religious Education Was Very Literal, In That I Learnt To Understand The Precepts Of The Koran Precisely According To The Text, We Have Seen That On Several Occasions Throughout My Life, I Have Felt Myself To Be Very Particularly In The Hands Of The Almighty.

For All Its Apparent Tolerance, The Usa Maintains A Peculiar Balance Between The Forces Of Capitalism And Democracy. To Achieve This I Feel Sure The Country Is Guided By Some Hidden Force; An Organization Working In Secrecy, Powerful Enough To Dispose Of The Kennedys And Of Anyone Else Who Gets In Its Way.