Thank God Kids Love Following An Artist.

The Minute You Start Assuming That The Audience Is Very Happy To See The Same Show Again, You're Dead.

My Dad Said To Me, 'work Hard And Be Patient.' It Was The Best Advice He Ever Gave Me. You Have To Put The Hours In.

Talking To Celebrities Is Too Much Effort. They All Think The Same.

Sincerity Is Romantic. I Don't Think You Need Gestures.

Women Say Hello And Then Put Their Hands Down My Trousers. I Thought It Was My Hand They Were Supposed To Shake.