Textbooks Are Soviet Propaganda.

Christians, Like Slaves And Soldiers, Ask No Questions.

The Bible Is The Inerrant ... Word Of The Living God. It Is Absolutely Infallible,without Error In All Matters Pertaining To Faith And Practice, As Well As In Areas Such As Geography, Science, History, Etc.

I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

The National Organization Of Women Is The National Organization Of Witches.

I Think Hell's A Real Place Where Real People Spend A Real Eternity.