Tell Me Why...... I Don't Like Mondays.

You Can't Trust Politicians. It Doesn't Matter Who Makes A Political Speech. It's All Lies - And It Applies To Any Rock Star Who Wants To Make A Political Speech As Well.

Human Progress Depends On Unreasonable People. Reasonable People Accept The World As They Meet It; Unreasonable People Persist In Trying To Change It. Well, I'm Bob And I'm An Unreasonable Person. And If Ted Is Anything, It Is The Olympics Of Unreasonable People.

Bono As We All Know, Is In Love With The World, He's Enamoured By It. I'm Enraged By It. He Wants To Give The World A Great Big Hug, I Want To Punch Its Lights Out.

Everything That's Rock N Roll Is Ever Meant To Be Is Happening Now. I Need To Get Over The Shock That That Thing Is Actually Happening And That Thousands Of Millions Of People Around The World Are Watching.

But I Think Prozac Is A Lethal Drug, I've Several Friends Just Haven't Made It By Taking Prozac.