Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke,

As Any Man, I, Of Course, Have Certain Preferences. Being A Scot By Birth, I'm Inclined To Favor Those With A Well-scrubbed Look And A Hint Of Color In Their Cheeks-put There By An Early Walk In The Chill Air Rather Than By Rouge. The Smell Of Soap On A Woman's Skin Or The Hint Of Shampoo In Her Hair Is Perfume Enough For Me . . . Humor Is Important. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Is A Bore Without That.

Many Of Our Feelings Of Satisfaction Or Dissatisfaction Have Their Roots In How We Compare Ourselves To Others. When We Compare Ourselves To Those Who Have More, We Feel Bad. When We Compare Ourselves To Those Who Have Less, We Feel Grateful. Even Though The Truth Is We Have Exactly The Same Life Either Way, Our Feelings About Our Life Can Vary Tremendously Based On Who We Compare Ourselves With. Compare Yourself With Those Examples That Are Meaningful But That Make You Feel Comfortable With Who You Are And What You Have.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

I've Taken Up The Bible Again, Somewhat In The Spirit Of W.c. Fields - Looking For Loopholes.

Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Keep It Going, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End.