Tell Me, O Muse, Of That Ingenious

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

It Is Not Unseemly For A Man To Die Fighting In Defense Of His Country.

Hunger Is Insolent, And Will Be Fed.

The Rule Of The Many Is Not Well. One Must Be Chief In War And One The King.

All The Survivors Of The War Had Reached Their Homes And So Put The Perils Of Battle And The Sea Behind Them.