The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

The Republicans Have A New Healthcare Proposal: Just Say No To Illness!

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.