Tease Hair, Not Homos!

And What Do We Have Here? A Scary Monster, Cowboy, And A Fairy Princess! Here's A Hit Of Ecstasy, Run Along Now.

There Are People Who Have Too Much Space Between Their Ears, And Given The Time, Do Nothing But Free Fall Forever Inside Their Head. It's A Spooky Thing To Be Left Alone Inside An Angry Innerverse.

If We're All Going To Hell In A Handbasket, We Might As Well Make It A Party On The Way Down

I Can Be An Incredibly Fabulous Person, And I Don't Have To Be In The Highest Heels, The Tallest Wig, The Skimpiest Outfit.

I Can Remember Every Outfit I Wore To Every Party Going Back To 1983.