Teachers And Nurses Get The Best Seats

I Don't Understand How They Can Call Me Anti-latino, When I've Made Four Movies In Mexico.

Marijuana... That's Not A Drug, That's A Plant.

To Those Critics Who Are So Pessimistic About Our Economy, I Say: Don't Be Economic Girlie Men!

It's The Most Important Decision I've Had To Make Since 1978 When I Decided To Get Abikini Wax. [on His Running For California Governor]

I'm Not On A Health Kick. I Know I Should Take Vitamins, For Example, But I Forget Half The Time. I Just Can't Be Bothered Carrying Around A Lot Of Little Bottles.