Talking About Money Is Garish. It's Tacky.

Southerners Have Never Been Afraid Of Seasoning. It's Kind Of The Other Way Around; Our Seasoning Is Afraid Of Us.

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.

I Know I Can Cook, But The Place Where I Cook... It's A Mess! I'm Very Disorganized.

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.

When It's Said And Done, The One Thing I Want To Leave On This Earth Is Hope. I Have Felt Hopelessness, And It's A Terrible Feeling. Hopelessness Will Destroy You. I Want To Bring Hope To Other People.