Talent Is The Ability To Say Things

How Many People Have Never Raised Their Hand Before?

Talent Is The Ability To Say Things Well, But Genius Is The Ability To, Well, Say Things.

...it Is Not The Big Events That Hurt The Most But Rather The Smallest Questionable Shift In Tone At The End Of A Spoken Word That Can Plow Most Deeply Into The Heart.

The Conscious Mind Is The Editor, And The Subconscious Mind Is The Writer.

I Always Felt The Audience Sorta Tolerated The Serious Musical Parts While I Was Doing My Comedy.