Talent Is Inborn, But Technique Is Learned.

Estate Agents: Like Them Or Loathe Them, You'd Be Mad Not To Loathe Them.

Hold The Newsreader's Nose Squarely, Waiter, Or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers.

I May Have Looked Happy But Inside I Was Hopelessly Depressed.

I Like To Think Of Myself At Home In The Armchair, Writing, Smoking And Occasionally Wandering Down The Shop.

Knowing What I Now Know I Would Never Have Done Anything So Fatuous; But Then I Never Would Have Known What I Know Now Had I Not.