Talent Is Being Able To Please People.

Out In The West Texas Town Of El Paso, I Fell In Love With A Mexican Girl.

If Halfway Love Is All You Want Or All You Care To Give, Why Bother With Love At All And Only Halfway Live.

Every Day Is A Good Day To Be Alive, Whether The Sun's Shining Or Not.

I Only Drank For Three Years Of My Life, But I Drank Enough In Those Three Years To Last Me The Rest Of My Life... It's A Religious Thing.

I Have So Much Fun On Stage That I Should Have To Pay To Get In.