Take Off All Your Clothes And Walk

There's Nothing In The American Dream About Character. It's A Serious Flaw.

Take Off All Your Clothes And Walk Down The Street Waving A Machete And Firing An Uzi, And Terrified Citizens Will Phone The Police And Report, There's A Naked Person Outside!

The Only Safe Thing In Filmmaking Is To Take A Chance.

Being With An Insanely Jealous Person Is Like Being In The Room With A Dead Mammoth.

Jewish Introspection And Jewish Humor Is A Way Of Surviving . . . If You're Not Handsome And You're Not Athletic And You're Not Rich, There's Still One Last Hope With Girls, Which Is Being Funny.