Take Me To The Pilot Of Your

I Was Ready To Approach Her With My English Charm, When Her Brass Knuckled Boyfriend Grabbed Me By The Arm.

But We Came For The Kennedy Center Awards, Which Was An Incredible Honor. Being A British Person, I Was Bestowed This Honor. And My Partner And I, David, Came. And We Were So Pleasantly Surprised By George Bush And His Knowledge Of Aids. He Really - He Treated David And I - And Laura - Treated Us Like - They Were So Friendly And So Courteous.

If I Was To Say What I Am, I'd Be A Labour Man. I Like Tony Blair A Lot, I Think He's A Good Man. And In America I'd Definitely Be A Democrat; I'd Never Be A Republican.

Lawdy Mama, Those Friday Nights When Suzy Wore Her Dresses Down Tight.

In My 20s I Was So Ignorant About Drugs, And So Naive. I Mean, My Band Was Smoking Marijuana For Years; I Didn't Even Know What A Joint Was. And I'd Never Seen A Line Of Cocaine In My Life. And I Don't Know Whether It Was Bravado Or - Ok, I'll Join In. But My Stupidity, I Had A Line Of Coke, And That Started The Whole Process.