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Take It From Someone Who's Read The Wikipedia Entry: This Is How The Ottoman Empire Was Won: Madden Horsemen Fueled By Lethal Jet-black Coffee-mud.

Funny, For All Surveillance, Osama Bin Laden Is Still Free—and We're Not. Guess Who's Winning The "war On Terror?

Every Time I Go Past A Cinema And See A Queue Out The Door, I Think, Look At Those Fools, Every Penny They Spend Is Turned Into Profits That Are Used To Pass Laws Imprisoning Their Own Children. Can't They See?

What If I Got Hit By Lightning While Walking With An Umbrella? Ban Umbrellas! Fight The Menace Of Lightning!

Never Underestimate The Determination Of A Kid Who Is Time-rich And Cash-poor.