Take Care To Chop The Onion Fine.

No Matter How Successful A Relationship May Be, Both Sexually And Emotionally, The Lack Of Money Can Hamper And Undermine, Little By Little, Even The Greatest Passion.

The Most Elementary Of Good Manners . . . At A Social Gathering One Does Not Bring Up The Subject Of Personalities, Sad Topics Or Unfortunate Facts, Religion, Or Politics.

When You're Told There's No Way You Can Marry The Woman You Love And Your Only Hope Of Being Near Her Is To Marry Her Sister, Wouldn't You Do The Same?

The Trouble With Crying Over An Onion Is That Once The Chopping Gets You Started And The Tears Begin To Well Up, The Next Thing You Know You Just Can’t Stop!

You Don't Have To Think About Love; You Either Feel It Or You Don't.