Take Away The Big Bang And What

Attack Life, It's Going To Kill You Anyway.

I'm A Huge News Junkie. I Love What The News Does.

Sixty Eight Percent Of Republicans Don't Believe In Evolution. On The Other Hand, Only Five Percent Of Monkeys Believe In Republicans.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

I'm Disappointed That My Own Catholic Church Has Decided That Capital Punishment Is Wrong. Which Is Pretty Hypocritical If You Think About It, Because They Wouldn't Even Have A Religion If It Wasn't For Capital Punishment.