T-e-a-m Stands For Together Everyone Achieves More.

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You Know The Most Dangerous Thing In The Water? A Shark Fart.

There Has Got To Be More To Life Than Being A Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Actor.

Enlightenment Is The Mind That Is Open To Anything, But Attached To Nothing. That Is Freedom. No Values, No Resentment, No Grudges. Not Carrying The Past Along With You. Not Carrying Memories From The Past That Are Hurtful And Shameful And Embarrassing. Just Let All That Go And You Are Living In Enlightenment, And You Are Free For Everything.

Be Nice To Everyone And Tell Jokes.