Swindlers Are Notoriously Gullible.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

Reality Is The Name We Give To Our Disappointments.

Revenge Is Sweet But Not Nourishing.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

I Would Be Glad To Worship Success If I Could Find Her.