Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

For An Animal Person, An Animal-less Home Is No Home At All.

You Cannot Expect Everything Even From The Friendliest Cat. It Is Still A Cat.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Kind.

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Mind. They Realize That, Whether They Like It Or Not, They Are Simply Going To Have To Put Up With What To Them Are Excruciatingly Slow Mental Processes, That We Humans Have Embarrassingly Low I.q.'s, And That Probably Because Of These Defects, We Have An Infuriating Inability To Understand, Let Alone Follow, Even The Simplist And Most Explicit Of Directions.