Superman, Superman, Crunchy Little Superman. Found You

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.

People's Intelligence Tends To Be In Inverse Proportion To Their Number. People Don't Tend To Get Smarter As They Get Into Bigger Groups.

I'm Not Really A Good Singer. But Most People Aren't, Either.

I Don't Really Have The Gift Of The Sustained Narrative That You Need To Write A Book. I've Tried A Couple Of Times, And It Just Doesn't Work. But I Get Some Good Passages, So What I'm Going To Do Is Just Take Sections Out Of Them.

One Of The Ideas Behind Doing This Acoustic Record Is That I Didn't Want To Have To Produce It By Committee.