Sudden Total Weight Loss.

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.

I Don't Get All Choked Up About Yellow Ribbons And American Flags. I See Them As Symbols, And I Leave Them To The Symbol-minded.

I Was A Loner As A Child. I Had An Imaginary Friend - I Didn't Bother With Him.

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

No One Ever Says, 'it's Only A Game' When Their Team Is Winning.