Sudden Total Weight Loss.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.

Tonight's Forecast: Dark. Continued Mostly Dark Tonight, Turning To Wildly Scattered Light In The Morning

I Went Straight From Shenanigans To Crimes Against Humanity.

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.